The physics of netball

The high stools closest to the window

were the most highly-prized

perched teetering on the end of the physics lab bench

I often felt like a condemned pirate awaiting the drop.

Bad enough to be stifling hot

school blazers had to stay on, ties too

and the intricate secrets of

the coefficient of thermal expansion

persistently avoided my half-hearted grasp.

But at half past two, every Wednesday,

on the netball court outside room 10

there she was

Lesley, the school goddess

first one out the changing rooms as usual,

spray-on shorts half the size of anyone else’s

two or three bounces nearer

and then a pause,

now no more than ten feet away

ball between her knees

pin between pursed lips

capturing some errant wisps of hair

midriff bare

an unobtainable beauty

a fourth-year, me a pitiable second.

Amid the daydream of her pert breasts

those long perfectly shapely legs

angelic face and knowing smile

it dawned on me

there and then

locked in for eternity,

how the size of an object changes

with a change in temperature,

measuring the fractional change in size

per degree change in temperature

at a constant pressure.

 

Thank you Leslie!

 

 

 

© Graham Sherwood 07/2018

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