nothing hurts so
I know I’m not dying,
looking up to the vortex
my granddaughter’s crying,
legs buckling neatly
like a card table folding
luckily my wife
has grabbed a firm holding, and
wedges me awkwardly
holding me there
miraculously someone
appears with a chair, it
prevents me from plummeting
my dignity saved
as faculties return from
their excursion unscathed,
I ponder the episode, a
low blood pressure faint
a pole-axed bull
Olga Korbut I ain’t,
next time recline quickly
my nurse tersely chides
or else there’ll be blood
on your short back and sides,
*
© Graham Sherwood 06/2020