Lock Stroll

it’s best to skirt around the lake

on a Sunday

too many nuclear families

lockdown captives

who can’t shop

need to get out the house

before they kill each other

I veer off quickly 

make a shortcut 

through the silent trade estate

 eerie as an old film set

litter an unwanted surprise

but no need for Time Team

to research its provenance

top prize goes to the 

deftly captured Eastern European

lorry driver’s piss

neatly deposited in a plastic bottle

though poorly secreted under

an ornamental hedge

energy drink cans 

pancaked in a line 

along the kerbside gutter

glint like cat’s eyes

all spaced a car’s length apart

hoorah! there’s a new kid on the block

new detritus set to shock, 

abandoned medical masks

littered like blue and white 

bikini briefs,

filthy g’string slingshots 

matting the pavement

akin a stripper’s dressing room

stay safe, always wear a mask

they say

better still stay indoors!

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© Graham Sherwood 01/2021

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