the cat leaps out the bag
as I am delivered like a parcel
to my secret family birthday lunch,
the car park gives the game away
the Volvo, the Jaguar, the Duster
and the rice-burner, whose name
I can never pronounce correctly
I spot them huddled in the bar
all gathered before me
waiting in anticipation
as if for my hearse,
rarely do all one’s fiends meet, and
acquaintances are vigorously renewed,
this time is precious, so
must not be squandered,
I lamely joke that we’re a board meeting
as seats are taken and food arrives,
then the stories begin and I listen
overhearing everybody’s chatter,
of ageing parents about to die
past holidays recollected and relished
marriages both past or anticipated
each cabal a buzzing hive of news
and I am swiftly, gladly replaced
as the centre of attention,
then I carefully scan the room
and dust-off my own stories
remembering past escapades
meetings milestones tragedies
of all this gathered throng
now immersed in infinite recall
leaving me feeling like an
contented ethereal presence
at my own memorial
*
© Graham R Sherwood 16/10/21