(Limericks are commonly known, usually but not always, witty poems with a 8-8-5-5-8 syllable regime. Serious Limericks are harder).
Irony
When cold irony measures the weather
hot temper may throw us together
we’ll duel with long words
inappropriately absurd
then fly away light as a feather
Can
It started when I was a child
never being one to be wild
I carried the can
if shit hit the fan
my friends all ran off and just smiled