Limerick

(Limericks are commonly known, usually but not always, witty poems with a 8-8-5-5-8 syllable regime. Serious Limericks are harder).

 

Irony

When cold irony measures the weather

hot temper may throw us together

we’ll duel with long words

inappropriately absurd

then fly away light as a feather

 

Can

It started when I was a child

never being one to be wild

I carried the can

if shit hit the fan

my friends all ran off and just smiled